misheard lyrics

"Kashmir" - Led Zeppelin
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son beat down upon my face.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.

"Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bust down in your hetro, don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

"Born To Make You Happy." - Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
I use porn to make you happy. (lol)
Original Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy.

"Call Me" - Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
Carlene!
Original Lyrics:
Call me!


"Life On Mars" - David Báuie
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those gay men go.
Original Lyrics:
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh Man! Look at those cavemen go.

"Allergic" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me down, let me pee. (antes de conhecer a Allergic confesso que por um nano-segundo achei que o Brian devia estar parvo)
Original Lyrics:
Let me down, let me-he.

"Bruise Pristine" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen. (?!)
Original Lyrics:
Bruise, Pristine.

"Nancy Boy" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman man or mother monkey
Just another happy junkie.
Original Lyrics:
Woman man or modern monkey
Just another happy junkie.

(:x)

"Scared Of Girls" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
An extroverted kind of girl did tour the world with N-Sync Live
Original Lyrics:
An extroverted kind of girl did tour the world with MC5

"Special K" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like I swallow that moustache
I never ever wanted cash
Original Lyrics:
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever wanted to crash

"Taste In Men" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
Change your testament.
Original Lyrics:
Change your taste in men.

"Without You I'm Nothing" - Placebo
Misheard Lyrics:
I take the plane, spin it sideways.
Original Lyrics:
I take the plan, spin it sideways.

"Emotion Sickness" - Silverchair
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn my Nissan.
Original Lyrics:
Burn my knees and...

"Freak" - Silverchair
Misheard Lyrics:
No more babies babies gotta break this
Original Lyrics:
No more maybes your baby has got rabies